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Contest #908
“Next time a ship passes, let me do the waving.”
Bob Dawson, Victoria, B.C.
“Big deal. I disappeared eight months ago, and, trust me, nobody cares.”
John Wees, Omaha, Neb.
“Would you look at that, already noon.”
Matthew Baker, Oakland, Calif.
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