Cartoons from the September 9, 2024, Issue
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“They say God doesn’t give you more than you can handle, which is why we only have three ferrets.”
Cartoon by Brian Hawes and Seth RobertsAugust 30, 2024
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“Unfortunately, you’re still out of the woods.”
Cartoon by Teresa Burns ParkhurstAugust 29, 2024
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Cartoon by Roz ChastAugust 29, 2024
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“I don’t have blisters where these straps are yet!”
Cartoon by Maggie LarsonAugust 30, 2024
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Cartoon by Seth FleishmanAugust 30, 2024
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“Don’t make the same mistakes I did, son. Make the exact opposite ones. Then push your child to do the same, and so it shall go, back and forth like some great, cosmic, overcorrecting yo-yo.”
Cartoon by Asher PerlmanAugust 30, 2024
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“Nobody will speak to us in French, only high-pitched whistles and clicks—is it that obvious we’re tourists?”
Cartoon by Ellie BlackAugust 30, 2024
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“Is my client guilty? Yes! Of being an amazing son, brother, and uncle. Of being the most consistent pitcher on his company’s softball team. Of fraud, probably. But also of having a smile so big it makes your worries melt away.”
Cartoon by Maddie DaiAugust 30, 2024
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“It’s annoying how you always wait until the last minute to do everything.”
Cartoon by Drew DernavichAugust 28, 2024
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Cartoon by Harry BlissAugust 28, 2024
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“I say it’s not sushi grade and I say we should eat our sandwiches.”
Cartoon by P. C. VeyAugust 28, 2024
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“I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about.”
Cartoon by Zoe SiAugust 28, 2024
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Cartoon by Lars KensethAugust 28, 2024
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“Everyone thinks I have a lot of self-control, but I refill it hourly.”
Cartoon by Amy HwangAugust 28, 2024
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